Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard offers a rich, earthy flavor with hints of sweetness, delivering relaxing effects perfect for unwinding after a long day or enhancing creative pursuits. Ideal for evening use.

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LINEAGE FAT BASTARD STRAIN

Fat Bastard Strain resulting from the cross between a Goldmember x Monkey Spunk will produce a mostly hybrid strain 50% Indica / 50% Sativa. The strain will likely have fruity and skunk flavors with a strong, mostly hybrid body high. It also has a High THC of 30% – 38%, making it a great choice for those looking for a balanced experience enjoying both the effects of an indica and the effects of a sativa.

Goldmember strain

The Goldmember strain is an indica dominant hybrid that was created by crossing two popular strains, the OG Kush and the Gold Leaf. It is a heavy hitting strain with a pungent aroma and a sweet, earthy flavor. Fat Bastard cannabis is known to offer a powerful and long lasting body high that is perfect for those looking to relax or alleviate physical discomfort. Goldmember is also known to provide a cerebral buzz that can help to improve mood and creativity.

Monkey Spunk strain

The Monkey Spunk strain is a hybrid strain that was created by crossing the Chemdawg 4 and the G13 strains. It is known for its skunky aroma and sweet, berry flavor. This strain provides users with an energizing and uplifting high that is perfect for those looking to increase productivity or creativity. Monkey Spunk is also known to provide users with a boost of euphoria and relaxation. It can also help to alleviate pain and reduce stress.

A combination of cannabis flower, cannabis concentrate, and terpenes. The terpenes found in that weed strain include caryophyllene, myrcene, alpha humele, and limonene, which are known for their anxiety, fatigue, migranes relieving properties.

Origin

Its seeds can be classified as either American or European based on the cultivation practices and breeding techniques used.

The origin greatly influences the strain’s characteristics, including flavor profiles and growth patterns. Fat Bastard seeds are popular for ensuring a high yield of female plants, important for cannabis cultivation.

American seeds often emphasize robustness and high THC levels due to the competitive legal markets, while European seeds may focus more on varied terpene profiles and adaptability to diverse climates. Knowing the origin of Fat Bastard seeds helps growers and consumers appreciate the subtleties in taste and effects. The knowledge of whether the Fat Bastard strain’s seeds are American, European, or from other regions can also guide cultivation strategies to optimize growth and potency.

The strain offers a unique experience for cannabis enthusiasts. With a high THC content, users can expect potent effects that relax the body and uplift the mind. The strain’s sedating qualities make it ideal for evening use, promoting relaxation and stress relief. That weed is well-balanced hybrid nature brings forth a delightful euphoria coupled with a soothing body buzz. Its popularity has led to the availability of that feminized seeds, ensuring growers can cultivate this gem at home.

It is important to germinate your weed seeds carefully if you want to have a healthy harvest from day one. Although there are several methods to germinate our Feminized cannabis seeds, at Marifinder, we recommend our customers to follow our easy and simple technique. Before removing our Fat Bastard strain from their packaging, remember that cannabis seeds are alive and delicate. Our hands are full of bacteria that can easily infect seeds and ruin our germination.

Set Up Your Germination Station: Begin by moistening two paper towels with room temperature water. Lay one paper towel on a plate and spread the seeds on it, spacing them about 2 cm apart. Place the second paper towel on top of the seeds, and make sure to remove any excess water from the plate. Cover the setup with another opaque plate and store it in a warm, dark location.

Monitoring: Make sure paper towels are still moist by checking every 4-6 hours and spraying room temperature water. Typically, germination should occur within 24 to 120 hours. Once the seeds have sprouted tap roots, plant them with the roots facing down and cover with about 2 cm of soil. Remember to water the soil regularly by spraying to keep it moist. It may take up to two weeks for the plants to start growing.

Ideal Conditions: Maintain a consistent temperature of 70-90ºF in the germination area. Use purified room temperature bottled water with a pH level between 5.5 and 7. Keep the seeds away from light, allowing exposure for less than 1 minute before and during germination. Avoid touching the seeds or applying pressure to them.

Record Keeping: To qualify for the three month germination guarantee, it is necessary to follow all the steps outlined in our germination guidelines. Please do not use alternative germination methods, such as using a water bottle or planting directly into soil. Document the germination process through photography or video, as it will be requested when assessing claims for replacement products.

That weed strain is a unique and sought after cannabis variety known for its robust characteristics and potent effects. When it comes to flowering time, growers should anticipate a flowering period of approximately 8 to 10 weeks. This relatively short flowering time makes the strain a popular choice for cultivators looking for a quicker turnaround.

That cannabis strain, with its well-balanced genetics, showcases a rapid transition from the vegetative phase to flowering. This characteristic not only makes it a favorite among cultivators but also ensures that the plants develop dense, resinous buds in a relatively short timeframe.

For those interested in growing that weed strain, obtaining feminized seeds is highly recommended. These seeds eliminate the need for sexing plants, ensuring that every seed planted will grow into a productive and resinous female plant. With the availability of Fat Bastard Strain, cultivators can further streamline their growing process and enhance their overall yields.

Fat Bastard seeds can be grown indoors or outdoors under optimal conditions, to avoid any problems during their development. Although they are compact and robust, moderately easy to grow and hardy, be sure to always prevent any pests. You can use different growing methods to retain and enhance the terpenes and flavors of your Feminized Fat Bastard buds.

  • Use a quality substrate. Perlite, peat, or coco coir are ideal for moisture retention.
  • Thanks to the experience of our customers with our Fat Bastard seeds, we know that we can increase yields up to 20%.

For optimal growing indoor, Marifinder advises wide, vertical spaces and the use of the ScrOG method to obtain a uniform plane and increase the size of the lower flowers. If you plan to grow our Feminized seeds outdoors, we have developed a outdoor cannabis grow guide or growing marijuana indoor. Remember that our cannabis plants also need good nutrients when our Feminized seeds are seedlings, in their vegetative period, and in their flowering period.

When you grow cannabis seeds outdoors, choose the best date for your crop and a place where our cannabis plants can receive the most hours of sunshine. If you would like to grow your seeds indoors, be sure to have good tents, textile pots for growing, LED lighting, an air extractor to circulate clean air, and of course a good carbon filter to avoid problems with neighbors or the law.

Keep daytime temperatures between 68℉-80℉ and nighttime temperatures between 7℉-9℉ cooler. Fat Bastard Feminized plants need low humidity to thrive. Keep relative humidity (RH) levels at 55%-60% during the vegetative phase. reduce RH to around 40% during the flowering phase. By harvest time, you can reduce RH to 30%.

Outdoors, growers in the northern hemisphere should sow their cannabis seeds in April for harvest in mid October, ensuring a healthy crop of Fat Bastard buds. Healthy Feminized Marifinder Fat Bastard strain produce about 24.69 – 31.74 oz/plant | 700 – 900 gr/plant of buds each. Indoors, these crops have a flowering time of 8 – 10 weeks and produce about 1.31 – 1.96 oz/ft2 | 400 – 600 gr/m2.

The Fat Bastard strain thrives in a Mediterranean or temperate continental climate, with warm summers and mild autumns. The ideal temperature range for cultivation is between 70–85°F (21–29°C), ensuring optimal growth. This strain adapts well to elevations ranging from sea level up to 2,000 meters, though it performs best in lower altitudes with consistent sunlight. Annual precipitation should be 15–30 inches (380–760 mm), with well draining soil to prevent root rot.

For growers in the U.S., states with suitable climates include California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee. Fat Bastard feminized seeds thrive best in these conditions, enhancing their unique genetics.

The buds of the that strain are rock hard, soaked in resin and often have a crystalline sheen due to the amount of trichomes. They almost look like they came from the moon and are excessively covered with resinous trichomes. The taste can be described as the perfect blend of fruity and skunk flavors.

That weed strain makes a delicious soft smoke and combines a wide range of effects while a balanced experience enjoying the effects of both an indica and a sativa. Its rare genes produce a premium weed that is hard to beat. Thanks to its large resin production, it is the ideal strain for the production of high quality extracts and concentrates.

A good terpene profile enhances the flavors of the buds of cannabis plants. Terpenes are volatile organic compounds that are produced in the cannabis plant and have an effect on the aroma and flavor of the buds. 

These terpenes act as a kind of energizer for the flavors of the buds, as they add a fresh, citrusy touch to the sweeter flavors found in the buds. Terpenes play an important role in the taste and aroma of cannabis which may have any effect on the overall user experience.

For example, some terpenes have sedative properties, while others can act as stimulants. For this reason, it is important to know the different terpenes found in a given cannabis strain before smoking it, in order to get the most out of the flavors and effects they produce.

THC

30% – 38%

CBD

0% – 0.2%

Lineage

Goldmember x Monkey Spunk

Type of Seed

Feminized

Genetic

Mostly Hybrid

Yield

Medium

Yield Indoor

400 – 600 g/m2 1.31 – 1.97 oz/ft2

Yield Outdoor

700 – 900 g/plant 24.69 – 31.75 oz/plant

Height

4.92 ft | 1.5 m

Flowering Time

8 – 10 Weeks

Climate

Dry

Harvest Month

All Season

Beginner

For Beginners

Medical

Anxiety, Fatigue, Migranes

Effects

Euphoric, Powerful, Relaxed

Flavors

Fruity, Skunk

Terpenes

Alpha Humele, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

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